First Person: My

First Person: My
First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis
  

Jan, 13 2012     73 chars (1 sms)     800 views       Funny

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hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang
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