First Person: My

First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis

Jan, 13 2012 73 chars (1 sms) 1023 views Funny

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U hav cute eyes

U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.

Yesterday I decided

Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!

Agar apne DIMAG

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Every time I hold

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

A Noble Award winner

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."

Think well, Plan

Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well

Life is difficult,full of

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What is the height

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

Only True frenz

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

The wise never

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

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