Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..

rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.

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karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!

|| Height OfSelf-Confidence ||Teacher ToStudent:"You Are Late ...?"Student:"Late .. !!!Who Me ... ?No Way Sir ! I'm Alive..."

Why does a man with a broken heart not need General Knowledge????Bcoz"Jab Dil hi toot gaya, to 'G.K.' kya karenge..."

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

How to catch squirrels? Its simple.. First climb tree, Second Wait there! Squirrels will come in search of you! Coz they love Nutz!