For Heart Beat

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

Jan, 14 2012 108 chars (1 sms) 1106 views Funny

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A Love Letter from

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I Wrote your

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U cAn control ur

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Some One Is Loving

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2 ways to suicide

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