Chandni chawk ka

Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.

Jan, 14 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 1144 views Funny

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