Hum bhi smart

Hum bhi smart
Hum bhi smart..Aap bhi smart..Hum bhi Gud Looking..Aap bhi Gud Looking..Bus 1 Chota sa fark hai...Hum DIL se saaf,Aap DIMAAG se.
  

Jan, 13 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     902 views       Funny

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