Nazar mili usse jab

Nazar mili usse jab
Nazar mili usse jab wo akeli thi , dosti hui to wo meri saheli thi, pyar hua to wo ek paheli thi, Shadi hui to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.
  

Jan, 13 2012     148 chars (1 sms)     976 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Defination of a NURSE-> A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
I cnt msg u til nxt 2weeks i m going2 USA nothin special sala Bush ne 3monthSe wite house ka rent nahi diya,vasul karna hai!
Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…
Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.