Speaking Italian is

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

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Which is d most

Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

Never run behind

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Sun wouldn’t be red,

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.

God thought that

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law

All tragedies are

All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr

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I Know Alcohol's bad

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Behind every successful

Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!

Find keys in

Find keys in a Key board But do not expect a mother in mother board.Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but don't expect a FOOL at a FULLSTOP.

Monday went on

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

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