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Speaking Italian is
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
  
Jan, 13 2012     70 chars (1 sms)     905 views       Funny

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Wat is difference
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When a Man Opens
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Girl To Her Boy
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Lakh koshish karu bhulane
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Behind every successful man,
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10% of road accidents
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Guide: Welcome 2
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What is the thinnest
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