Speaking Italian is

Speaking Italian is
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
  

Jan, 13 2012     70 chars (1 sms)     923 views       Funny

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Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
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One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!
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Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?
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Y word 'Women' begin with a 'W' ?Bcoz all major Questions begin with 'W'.What ?Why?Where?When?Who?Whom?With Whom?Which??