Speaking Italian is

Speaking Italian is
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
  

Jan, 13 2012     70 chars (1 sms)     1000 views       Funny

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
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U r ACENT of my life, ALTO of my dreams, IKON of my eyes ,Zen of my thoughts, INDICA of my joy, LANCER of my heart…In simple ,u r the traffic jam of my heart…
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