MY eyes DETECTED

MY eyes DETECTED! My heart REACTED!! Thousands were REJECTED! Only you were SELECTED!! Because ..... i need a money for an advertisement

Jan, 13 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 1075 views Funny

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I cnt msg u til

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Hey, I just got

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Apko,1 Bar Hichki

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Never run behind

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i love U ilove U

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