In India, parents say

In India, parents say
In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"
  

Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     843 views       Funny

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