In India, parents say

In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"

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What men want?

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Girl To Her Boy

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Wife:Yester-night I

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PLEASE DON'T SEND

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U cAn control ur

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Who walks wth

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First the engagement

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Why is Gandhiji smiling on

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1 Bhakt Ashram

1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! Kya Karu? Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!

Tum ek aise

Tum ek aise DON ho jiske paas har locker ki chabi hai.Tabhi to apko 'DON' with 'KEY' kehte hain,aur hum pyar se.."DONKEY" kehte hain..!

Thngs in Boys room

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70% of College studnts

70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...! AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom

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