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You are one of the most
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
  
Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1228 views       Funny

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Do you know which
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What's the difference
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Chaand Ko Guroor
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Sir to Student: What
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Funny but fact
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Question: What happened
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