Red Rose: Luv Yelloe

Red Rose: Luv Yelloe
Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi
  

Jan, 14 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     915 views       Funny

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