Question: What happened

Question: What happened
Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!
  

Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     794 views       Funny

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All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.
raj
Who walks wth us through d difficlt path of life? Mom/Dad? -No Wife? -No Frnds? -No Lover? -No Only our CHAPPALS. So keep them safe!
SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." "Boley to....... Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta".
Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO
COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE &a KISS!1)Both r sweet & any time.2)Melt slowly.3)Sharing impossible.4)More enjoyble when no one is watchng.
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the ing message..Others scroll down ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY..........!!
99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.
Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.