Son:I wana tel u

Son:I wana tel u
Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!
  

Jan, 13 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1072 views       Funny

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