loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.

A boy wrote Luv letter wid BLOOD 2 a Medical girl & said Khat ka jawab Zarur dena, Girl replied: Blood group B+ Haemoglobin 8gm, Sugar-120

Once a boy askd god: "Is it wrong 2 sleep wth a girl b4 marriage?" God replied: "No, it's not,but d problm is dat u rascles don't sleep!"

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

When sadness fills ur heart.. When tears flow in ur eyes.. Always remember 3 things..1. Im wit u2. U have money3. Bar is open.So lets go..

2eyes r best frnds Both wil blink 4gethe, move,cry,c &sleep 2gether.Bt if dey c a girl,only 1wil blink.Moral:A girl cn break any relation

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, Life is for wife, but wife is a knife which cuts your life, So never choose your wife in college life..

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.

Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai . . . . . . . . . Hamesha galath mat socha karo. Muh band ho jata hai aur kya..