Sometime my mind asks

Sometime my mind asks
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."
  

Jan, 13 2012     186 chars (2 sms)     954 views       Funny

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