so Sweet is ur

so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see…how Sweetly I LIE

Jan, 13 2012 113 chars (1 sms) 1136 views Funny

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PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!

If u r stressed,

If u r stressed, you"ll get pimples.. if u cry,u"ll get wrinkles.. So, y don"t u smile & get dimples?"""

Log kehte h ki

Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.

Stress is when you

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

How do you express

How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"

aap hamari galli

aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.

Socha tha har

Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.

I am a killer

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing

Sweetest Kiss is on

Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

When u feel sad....

When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!

A B C D E F G H I

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing hai?2 times padhte ho..sharam nhi aati?ABCD me "1" kaha aata hai?

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