A pig fell in love

A pig fell in love
A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!
  

Jan, 13 2012     163 chars (2 sms)     1011 views       Funny

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