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Never think of the past
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
  
Jan, 13 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1024 views       Funny

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Tere dar par sanam
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Shhhh. Dont go outside
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First the engagement
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A tactful wife is
A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .
Vajpayee was talking
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so Sweet is ur
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Why does d bride
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Some one.......miss u
Some one.......miss u......needs u.......worry s about u....lonely without u....guess who....? monkey in the zoo...Ha Ha Ha
Men want 3qualities
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