Never think of the past

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Never think of the past
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
  
Jan, 13 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     908 views       Funny

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Do you know
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Tum haste raho
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Ur smile can be
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God thought that
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When i was sad
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Friends are like asian paints
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If u r married
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% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % Kya Dekh rahe ho Machhar hai mar do...
Tum ek aise
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