Hai tu agar mera

Hai tu agar mera
Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
  

Jan, 13 2012     81 chars (1 sms)     1288 views       Funny

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Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.