DARU se NASHA

DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.

Jan, 13 2012 141 chars (1 sms) 3715 views Funny

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Have a horrible day without

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Alcohol doesn't solve

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

U cAn control ur

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The last fight

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Behind every successful

Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!

Great people talk

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Lips jab lips se

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Height Of Confusion

Height Of Confusion: Whether To Laugh Or To Cry: Seeing Your Mother-in-law falling from 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. think abt it

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