Hamari dua hai aapko KRISH ka josh,UMRAOJAN ka pyar.BABUL ka dular MUNNA BHAI ki jhappi,DHOOM KI bike,VIVAH ki wife aur DON ki life mile..

************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Wife-I wish I was a newspaper so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband-I too wish d same, so I could have a new 1 everyday

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

A student attached a Rs 100 note on his test paper and wrote,"Rs 1 for 1 point."Next day he got his paper back and Rs 56 in change

I cnt msg u til nxt 2weeks i m going2 USA nothin special sala Bush ne 3monthSe wite house ka rent nahi diya,vasul karna hai!

Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd Wat makes ur teeth shine? 'Harpic'or 'domex

How to develop positive thinking?Ans: Watch F-TV b'coz u always think arey yaar...ok..thek hai...ye nahi to agli model ke kapde mai se kuch jaroor dikhega.

an IDEA can change ur life..... but DOCKOMO can change ur wife

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!