Thngs in Boys room

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Thngs in Boys room
Thngs in Boys room b4 marrge- Perfums, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F'shp bands, Cards, posters nd lots more Aftr marriage- Painkilers, Loan papr, Unpaid bils..
  
Jan, 13 2012     150 chars (1 sms)     1057 views       Funny

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I Know Alcohol's bad
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A student attached
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Why do men spend
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Definition of a Nurse
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When hand stop..
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God thought that
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Yesterday I decided
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************** Give one english
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I've written a
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Scientists are trying
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Beta bola "papa
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