Wat is difference

Wat is difference
Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u!
  

Jan, 13 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     941 views       Funny

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