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God:I cant be
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
  
Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1039 views       Funny

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The day you were
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I never married because
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Telling A Lie Is
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Don't take life
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Unmarried girl got
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1 Bhakt Ashram
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Only True frenz
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A College girl was
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Ek yug tha jab log
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Position of a husband
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Son:I wana tel u
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