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God:I cant be
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
  
Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1157 views       Funny

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wen i go wrong
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Can u pronounce good
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I am a killer
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How to catch
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Everyone says ''Behind
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Never think of the past
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Honey Said,"I'm
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It is difficult to
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A Fantastic ad in
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I love "u"
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