God:I cant be

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God:I cant be
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
  
Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1155 views       Funny

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When sadness fills
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Tere gum me tarap
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Fathr to son
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Marriage is the alliance
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Agar apne DIMAG
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Clouds r white
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A motorist hits a sparrow
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What is the thinnest
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wat is d diffrnce
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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE
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