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God:I cant be
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
  
Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     1245 views       Funny

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I've written a
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Why do women
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When i was sad
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MY eyes DETECTED
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Why do men spend
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First Person: My
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What a MARRIED
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Dark were those
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