Once a boy askd

Once a boy askd
Once a boy askd god: "Is it wrong 2 sleep wth a girl b4 marriage?" God replied: "No, it's not,but d problm is dat u rascles don't sleep!"
  

Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     841 views       Funny

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