Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.

Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..

Love is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

Ur very specil for me, i'm very concerned abt ur safety . But i can't be with u always . So please , take care me yourself when u Jump from 1 Tree 2 another!

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

if a wife cries.. There may b a thousands of reasons..! But, if a husband cries.. There is only 1 reason - " WIFE "

wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." "Boley to....... Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta".

I cnt msg u til nxt 2weeks i m going2 USA nothin special sala Bush ne 3monthSe wite house ka rent nahi diya,vasul karna hai!

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."