To b happy with

To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.

Jan, 13 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 1034 views Funny

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Dil ka dard dil

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney

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Hi Kaise ho?

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Whenever u have

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It is difficult to

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so,sweet ur

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raj

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