wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it"s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I"m playing cards and we"ve misplaced the JOKER."""

************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************

COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE &a KISS!1)Both r sweet & any time.2)Melt slowly.3)Sharing impossible.4)More enjoyble when no one is watchng.

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Smjh Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage