99 SAAL ka ek

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99 SAAL ka ek
99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.
  
Jan, 13 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     899 views       Funny

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