Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr

Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr
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Jan, 13 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     950 views       Funny

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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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wat is d diffrnce betwn completed n finished??if u find gud spouse u r completed otherwise u r finishd !!!
Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"