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Jo Jeete Wo Sikandr
Jo Jeete Wo SikandrJo Haare Wo Jail Ke AndarJo sMs Bheje Usko Jadu Ki JhappiJo Na Bheje Usko BANDAR Ki Pappi
  
Jan, 13 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     931 views       Funny

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I've written a
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Santa: I am so
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when the blue,
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The day you were
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Darde dil me gam
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