An optimist is a guy

An optimist is a guy
An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.
  

Jan, 13 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     692 views       Funny

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Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah
A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .
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Zindgi kitni pyari hogi…?JabAap honge Hum Honge aur Hamare chhote-chhote pyare-pyare khubsurat se Shararti se"SMS HONGE"..
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You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.