Vajpayee was talking

Vajpayee was talking
Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -
  

Jan, 13 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     948 views       Funny

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Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
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If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
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