Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad lia.

U Ned Heart Ye Dil Apka Hua U Ned Frnd Mujse Dosti Karoge U Ned Joy Dhom Machaly Dhom U Ned Hlp Main Hu Na U Ned Cash Hum Apke HAIN Kaun?

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,magar 1 baat reh reh kar sathati hai.Teri grl frnd rakhti kai karva choth,or har baar umar meri kyu badh jati hai.

************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************

The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!

loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

Women claim that all gud men are married, while all wives complain about their lousy husbands.This proves that there is no such thing as a gud man!