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A Couple- Before
A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!
  
Jan, 14 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     919 views       Funny

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If i had gone 4
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Tere gum me tarap
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Women claim that
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Dreams make all
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My Mobile had
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Defination of a NURSE
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Sir to Student: What
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"LUV" ke bare
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Do u know similarity
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