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Light can replace
Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement
  
Jan, 13 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     961 views       Funny

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karo shri ganpati
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if a wife cries
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Hey, I just got
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One day I'll die
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How can one reduce
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if I was a Painter
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Don't take life
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Clouds r white
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Ek yug tha jab log
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