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Light can replace
Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement
  
Jan, 13 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     857 views       Funny

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happy birthday to u!!!
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Love is like programming
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The last fight
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If ur world is
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I cnt msg u til
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Do u know similarity
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