Light can replace

Light can replace
Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement
  

Jan, 13 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     1007 views       Funny

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