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Could u fax me
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it"s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I"m playing cards and we"ve misplaced the JOKER."""
  
Jan, 14 2012     166 chars (2 sms)     899 views       Funny

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You are one of the most
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I mixed RUM in
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when the blue,
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ONCE UPON A TIME
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Brain is very important
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How can one reduce
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Boys have fun by
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Har mard ki life dekho
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If u r stressed,
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Height of Unemployment
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Don't take life
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