Husband sitting near

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh…

Jan, 13 2012 225 chars (2 sms) 942 views Funny

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If ur world is

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Telling A Lie Is

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U love sumone.

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