Husband sitting near

Husband sitting near
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh…
  

Jan, 13 2012     225 chars (2 sms)     964 views       Funny

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