Khidki se dekha

Khidki se dekha
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
  

Jan, 14 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1052 views       Funny

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