Phone na kia karo

Phone na kia karo
Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     919 views       Funny

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