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Medical shayri: When
Medical shayri: When you breathe,you respire Wah wah! When you breathe, you respire; Wah wah,kya baat hai When you don't breathe,you Expire...
  
Jan, 13 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1202 views       Funny

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Always keep a picture
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Apki 'smile' ne
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Conducting a Blood
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Dost mere marne
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The wise never
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Promise Me That We
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A student attached a Rs 100 note on his test paper and wrote,"Rs 1 for 1 point."Next day he got his paper back and Rs 56 in change
woh bhi kya din
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Love is like programming
Love is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Tip to reduce alcohal
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How can one reduce
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Jara sambhal ke
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