Medical shayri: When

Medical shayri: When
Medical shayri: When you breathe,you respire Wah wah! When you breathe, you respire; Wah wah,kya baat hai When you don't breathe,you Expire...
  

Jan, 13 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1136 views       Funny

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