ONCE UPON A TIME

ONCE UPON A TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1323 views       Funny

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Ek pal me kabhi ye duniya simat jati hai to kabhi bikhar jati hai. ek pal me jindgi chal pdti hai to kabhi tham jati hai. ek pal me hansati hai to kabhi rulati hai aur kabhi to ek pal me zindgi ke sare mayane samjha jati hai.
karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says:O mere humrahi,meri baanh thame chalna,badle duniya SARI,tum na badalna..!!
Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:
A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing hai?2 times padhte ho..sharam nhi aati?ABCD me "1" kaha aata hai?
Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.
Full Form of Girl-G-Gossipe me sabse aage,I-Innocent sirf shakal se,R-Rone ki automatic machine,L-Ladai me sabki maa.
What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....
When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest