God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeJab aasu bhare aakho meDukh ka sagar Umad AayeTum Sirf itna he kehana..........A GANPAT, CHAL DARU LA..

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.

Shhhh. Dont go outside. Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour, please I am again warning you please and dont be so loud .. The dog catching van is on duty!!!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

How to catch squirrels? Its simple.. First climb tree, Second Wait there! Squirrels will come in search of you! Coz they love Nutz!