Apple ka juice

Apple ka juice
Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!
  

Jan, 14 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     966 views       Funny

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