U cAn control ur

U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

Jan, 13 2012 122 chars (1 sms) 1069 views Funny

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I am a killer

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Never run behind

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Ravan decides 2

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Yesterday I decided

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I saw six men

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Lips jab lips se

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Life is difficult,full of

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Clouds r white

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Khuda kare tujhe

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What is diff

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BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u

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