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Breaking News: BATA has innovated and started BOOKINGS of new shoes which have GPS system so that they doesn't miss the target when thrown at politicians
  
Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     765 views       Funny

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Sir to Student: What
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PLEASE DON'T SEND
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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
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