teacher : usne

teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

Oct, 18 2013 135 chars (1 sms) 1701 views Funny

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I've written a

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