No matter how

No matter how
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
  

Jan, 13 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     912 views       Funny

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