Mere dost ki ek

Mere dost ki ek saheli thi,dosti hui to paheli thi,pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,aur shadi hui to pata chalagrant road ki CHAMELI thi.

Jan, 13 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 906 views Funny

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