See the sky youll

See the sky youll
See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.
  

Jan, 14 2012     174 chars (2 sms)     824 views       Funny

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