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I mixed RUM in
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
  
Jan, 14 2012     169 chars (2 sms)     837 views       Funny

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