Log kehte h ki

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Log kehte h ki
Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.
  
Jan, 13 2012     113 chars (1 sms)     924 views       Funny

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