Log kehte h ki

Log kehte h ki
Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.
  

Jan, 13 2012     113 chars (1 sms)     1078 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!
Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.
Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..
Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano chalo aise na karo jaldi se NAHA LO
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.
A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...!
The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..
Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.
Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."