Taj Mahal kya

Taj Mahal kya
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1052 views       Funny

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