Taj Mahal kya

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!

Jan, 14 2012 117 chars (1 sms) 1274 views Funny

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MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.

What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....

aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.

Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…

Qu - What makes a man think about Candlelight Dinner?Ans - Power Failure

Honey Said,"I'm D Sweetest In D World".God Laughed & Said, "Wait, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis sMs"Moral-"Even God Lie'

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

Kash Life aisi hoti yaar .MONday ko dosti Tueday ko ikrar.WED ko pyar Thrs.ko intzar. Fri ko SHADI .SAT ko TALAK .Sun rest Monday neXT

U cAn control ur breAth bt not deAth,u cAn control ur Life bt not ur Wife,u can control ur Emotion bt not ur"Loose Motion"

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

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