Taj Mahal kya

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!

Jan, 14 2012 117 chars (1 sms) 1343 views Funny

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