Unlike others, your

Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.

Jan, 14 2012 145 chars (1 sms) 1034 views Funny

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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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